Bush chy Yanuk? Oba patsany.

Slysh'. Ya ne amkrykanets. Ya ne anhlikanets. Ya zh ukrayinets, blya! Znachy, v Ameritsi ne budu holosvaty no za toho kosohlazoho mudaka Busha, ni za toho inshoho - yak yoho, blya? - Kennedy. Vony oba zay-ybani merkantsi, blya. Tse use.

A Yankovych ta Yushenko - tse ne amerkantsi, tse nashi, na zhal. Oba pidi, blya. Slysh, znayesh khto meni nravtsya? Natasha Vitrenko! http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/485000/images/_486441_vitrenko150.jpg />

Bot tye baba, blin. Umeyet vypyty, s-sudya po morde, drat'stya, i chort znaye sho ysho. Holos dal, ta khotiw b vot eto tezh, znayesh, bratan! Pzzdes, vabshe.

Pop-to

T-t bachyw? Pop-to, blya, s Lavry, pyan do chertovoi mamy, blya, z-za rulyom, zastraw zabor-to u wborchoi kom-msy. Pz-zdets! Yaki-to molodi khloptsi z nim. Sho dumayesh - pede? Dosit yakykh tam u Lavry, blin. Yes u tye s-hareta, a? Chtay:

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Sho blya?

Nu, yibb-b. Nzhal vot na 'to, i sho. Da khuyn' vsyo 'to, blya. Ty, ty sho smotrsh. Piz...